I fucking hate jayne so fucking much

[CaptainWacky]

Fat, loud, two-faced, show-ruining, Nikki-killing BITCH.

 

[Ishcabittle]

?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not you.

 

[Ishcabittle]

*whew*

Sometimes I worry that we're drifting apart, Wacky. Catpain, me old sausage stuffed couch pillow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot your real name is Jayne, sorry.

 

[Ishcabittle]

It's cool. Just try not to post my Christian name, Ernest Bum-fats Swallow Cumdingler, III. Esq.

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WON'T TELL ANYONE. NOT EVEN HAMBIL.

 

[Ishcabittle]

he's already discovered all I am vis-a-vis myy IP address.

It's 20.239.24.71, BTW.

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL I JUST GAVE YOU A TROJAN AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT CONDOMS I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAN FROM THE LOST CITY OF TROY AND HE'S GOING TO RAPE YOUR WOMENFOLK

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG SO THAT'S WHAT THE LOUD REPORT WAS FROM THE BACK STAIRS!!! I KNEW THAT LARGE WOODEN GIRAFFE LOOKED FAMILIAR IN SOME FASHION. HIGH FASHION, BUT ONLY A GIRAFFE WOULD WEAR THAT OUTFIT WITH THOSE SHOES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HECTOR WAS TROJAN AND ACHILESS WAS GAY, RIGHT?

 

[Ishcabittle]

PFFT... YEHA.!!! THAT GUYS BEEN IN SO MANY ORGIES WITH SO FEW WOMEN THAT THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING MROE TO HIS PENID THAN JUST WARTS AND CRABS AND STUF.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HIS DINKLE IS BEYOND REPUTE

 

[whisky]

Jayne will be nominated by everyone next week

 

[CaptainWacky]

If it was actually fair she would have been kicked out long ago.