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I FUCKING KNEW IT

Mentalist

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Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Natalie Portman, the quietest, calmest and least controversial of young Hollywood starlets is preparing to sex up her image.
Not only is the actress getting herself ready to bare all in front of the camera but she has also revealed that she would have a lesbian affair if she fell in love with a woman.

Portman - who has reportedly dated, without lasting success, Hayden Christensen, Jake Gyllenhaal and Gael Garcia Bernal - has announced that if there is a woman she is attracted to, she will date her.
The actress, who once sported a lesbian-chic shaved head, said, "I've never dated a woman or anything like it, but I think it's much more about the person you fall in love with. Why would you close yourself off from 50 percent of people?"

Portman's racy image began when she shed her child star good-girl reputation and played a stripper in the film "Closer." Now she is going one step further and taking all of her clothes off for "Goya's Ghosts."
The star insists she isn't motivated by other people's opinions of her. She said, "I don't do it in order to prove something. I just go on with my life and do what feels right."
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I knew it. I called it. I've been saying this for ages.
 
If she really wants to sex up her image she would return my calls and agree to star in INCEST SISTERS.
 
In other news Lohan is a lesbian now and has a lesbian lover apparently.


But franky who gives a flying fuck.
 
I'd have given a fuck pre-crack-whore Lindsay.
 
Lohan is going to les out with Keira in some movie, the cow.
 
^ I can miss that one.
 
BUT NOT THE NATALIE LEZ PORN MOVIE WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE AN OUTING TO SEE THAT ONE ALL OF US AT ONCE ACROSS THE WORLD HOLDING HANDS MAKING SURE TO WASH THEM FIRST 'CAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SPOOGE ON THEM SOONER OR LATER BUT ANYWAY WE'LL ALL DECLARE A TIME AND IT WILL BE A MORAL IMPERITIVE FOR EACH MINE FIELDER TO SEE NAKED NATALIE KISSING A GIRL WITH TOUNGE AND MASSAGEING HER BREASTS WITH HER TEATH, HANDS, AND THEN THE SCISSORING.
 
^ well that's true.
This is a happy day indeed for Natalie fans!



Male and Lesbian.
 
"once sported a lesbian-chic shaved head" - She shaved it off for a fucking movie, tabloid wankers.
 
THAT'S WHAT SHE TOLD PEOPLE ANYWAY...
 
The tabloids suck. Trust me, I know.
 
You once borrowed their car in Brighton?

This is great news. And my, she has good taste in men. Dare we imagine a Nat/Scarlett romance?
 
She's now a gay jew.


Thank God the Nazi's are gone!
 
IF SCARLETT AND NATALIE WERE TO SCISSOR IT WOULD BE AN EPIC MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.
 
I suppose I'll have to watch that South Park to get your scissoring references
 
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