I gave in

[The Dork Lord]

I'll pad your wan!

 

[Loktar]

I'll pad your wan!

My wan don't need no padding! Thanks anyway!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Oh I think you're wrong there.

 

[Loktar]

Oh I think you're wrong there.

Nuh-uh!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Well, if you're fine with everone making fun of your tiny wan...

 

[Loktar]

Well, if you're fine with everone making fun of your tiny wan...

Its not the size of the axe, its how you swing it!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Are you SURE you're a virgin?

 

[Loktar]

Are you SURE you're a virgin?

Yes. The above statement I made was just a theory. I still need to field test it.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

What you need to field test then, is your swinging abilities

 

[Loktar]

What you need to field test then, is your swinging abilities

Indeed. Where's spiderman when you need him.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Be careful, Spider-Man will make you gay

 

[Gagh]

I have two feet. One is the mirror image of the other, and I have one on the end of each leg.

 

[Gagh]

They point forward.

 

[Loktar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b58JMdmTrUQ

 

[Gagh]

FIVE TOES.


BOTH SIDES.

 

[Love Child]

OMG
OMG
NO WAY
I'm sitting here reading
and realize
and remember
I had a dream about Loktar last night.
OMG
OMG

 

[Gagh]

YOU TOO?

I know I have several every night.

 

[Love Child]

You are a disturbed young man.
Do you wanna play on the box?

 

[FBI parte due]

Kalimba?

 

[Loktar]

YOU TOO?

I know I have several every night.

Are we having tea and crumpets while Tony Blair has sex with the Queen?

Because thats how my dreams about you always go.