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I got a $30 Parking Ticket!!!

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
and I didn't contest it cos I'm always parking illegally wherever I want; I'm pretty incorrigible....drives my passengers batshit: "You can't park here!!"

Jed, looks like The Law finally caught up with me. Bury me near the old homestead, by the crik, under the apple tree...promise me, Jed! woudja? Promise!

*dies*



BONC!
 
Show the judge your tits THAT ALWAYS WORKS!
 
I'M A JUDGE.
 
curious, you ain't got nothing on my dumb ass. i pull up to park on the street by my house at 1:00AM wednesday night. the rear end of my car is blocking the sidewalk by the curb, and i think, "well, i'm leaving at five in the morning anyway, who's going to ticket me?"

i got a $75 ticket, issued at 1:30AM. boo!

the following day, i park at a meter and set my timer to run out and shove more quarters in. i run up to the car to watch the meter devil issuing me a ticket, and as i run up showing her that it's my car and i'm about to pay, she's all, "well, i've already entered it into the system, so you'll have to contest it." the meter read two minutes left, and she wouldn't budge. another $50. boo!

$125 in less than 12 hours. um... i didn't mean to one-up your story, but i did mean to vent. sorry...
 
I think we should have a group hug!
 
what about a group fart? on the collective face of society?
 
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T PAY THE FIME
 
no worries; Ish - you have a right to vent:

$125 in 12 hours - ouch!
and her ticketing ya with 2 minutes left is BOGUS.

Let's DO that fart!!

CONTEST THIS BIOTCH!

pppppppppppppppffffffttttttttttttttt

!
 
hee hee..venting/farting...punny!
 
His Wackiness said:
DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU CAN'T PAY THE FIME

now I'm hearing that tune in my head but I cant remember - was that from Miami Vice? Hillstreet Blues? Starsky & Hutch?
ZOMG I CANT REMEMBER
 
Well how would I know then?
 
FINE DON'T HUG ME THEN YOU FARTERS! :rwmad:
 
ZOMG! SOWWY!

*group hug!*

MFers ONLY NEED APPLY. (yaeh, that's right! - RACISM WORKS BOTH WAYS! or something.)

CONTROVERSIAL!
 
and I STILL dont know where that tune's from! :(
 
Well... Google says there's a song by L.L. Cool J called Crime Stories.

Twent-five years in the state penitentiary
Tried to pull off the biggest crime of the century
Pulled out the ten-side nine millimeter
Went out to rob, sticking up sweeter
Never had a job you gonna work for ya
Major escape but a basehead saw ya
You got it under control, you rock and roll
Crime is in your soul, you go on for the goal
Comin' home late with your trigger finger aching
Got in the beef for some buckwilds (?) they making
Drivin' fast, I can lay in the lane
Caught with a kilo, now explain!

[Chorus (LL Cool J)]
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time (Crime Stories!)
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do it!

[Verse Two]
Uzi's, nines, forty-fives and Macks
Cocaine on the brain, gold chains and jacks
Hitman for hire, big contracts
In fact he got macked cause the eye-contact
Bought a .38 so now he's a wanna-be master
Come on, baby, I eat steak and lobster
I got a Mercedes-Benz, I be as double-(?) as your friends
But what about the hidden camera lens?
Cortex-style, but you're countin' that money
Then the brothers who diss think they sooo funny
They took yours - you thought you was nice
But now pay the price - they put you on ice!

[Chorus (LL Cool J)]
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time (Crime Stories!)

{*Judge talking*}

[Verse Three]
Guilty! You get paid for crime
I get paid to rhyme on time and in my mind
I see I might have to find a even harder groove
I got a smarter move
No crime no time, now that's smooth
Who wants to play a cell and waste time as well
I'd much rather be L than in hell
Cause I might never go and stick up sell
And end up like them with dry pistol smell
I'd much rather earn mines and get mines
Make up stacks and cracks and write def rhymes
He cuts so quick and I'm sharp as a knife
I got sentenced to rock, 25 to life!

[Chorus (LL Cool J)]
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time (Crime Stories!)
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Don't do it!

[Verse Four]
Cut-throat killer, proud of the fact he kills
He got in the beef, he said stand back to chill
Pulled out the gun, the crowd started to run
BOOM! (?) boy is done!
Went around braggin', yeah boy I dit it, I admit it
The description of the killer - I fit it
If the cops wanna catch me, they better come with it
I shot the bullet and homeboy bit it
Like a (?), I put a pounder
I'm fond o' kill or be killed, long as my pockets get rounder
I'm on my own, I'm alone, and I roll for me
Caught with a pistol -1-2-3
 
Google lies.
 
hmmmm. mebbe that's why I couldnt place the TV show theme.......it was never a TV show theme.



:cosmic:
 
There's a new show on A&E called Parking Wars it's about the Philadelphia Parking Authority and it is HILARIOUS!!! You have never seen so many people park illegally and absolutely flip the fuck out when they get ticketed! It's priceless!!!

I myself am known to park illegally so I always pay the tickets.
 
ZOMG! SOWWY!

*group hug!*

MFers ONLY NEED APPLY. (yaeh, that's right! - RACISM WORKS BOTH WAYS! or something.)

CONTROVERSIAL!

ZOMG C2 how could you

I MUST STAMP OUT THIS CONTROVERSY
 
curiousa2z is ours!
 
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