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I got into a car accident last thursday...

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J&L, you must have cursed me. Right after reading this thread, I was driving on the 101 in the left lane and the guy in front of me hit his brakes hard and fast, resulting in me rear ending him as I slammed on the brakes... his bumper fell off and we parked on the left side; I put on my hazard signals... The guy's like a 4' 6" belligerent immigrant shriveled old man. He just keeps screaming at me in heavily accented English (Armenian perhaps?) accusing me of trying to run and shit... I even fixed his bumper and put it back on (good as new); he kept demanding that I give him my license and keys. No way in hell was that happening. I was very apologetic, he just kept screaming at me and accusing me of trying to run away. I even called the highway patrol dispatch about the situation while he was yelling at me; they told me not to give him anything and that we should both move to the right shoulder... he refused to move until I gave him my license and keys, which, again, was sure as hell not happening. Eventually a highway patrol cruiser arrived and forcefully told us to get to the right; finally he listened. "Now that you are here, officer, I will do anything." We go over to the other side, he takes our statements, and I'm finally rid of the old bastard. My car's pretty fucked up though. The right light's cracked and the right-front turn signal's busted, front bumper and a bit of the hood are fucked up, and the right passenger side door doesn't open. It's probably going to need a week in a bodyshop. Looks like Dual's back to riding the old bike for transportation.

Sometimes life sucks and I wish I just hadn't gotten out of bed in the morning.
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I wrecked a car a few years ago. Some bitch just couldnt wait to make her left and pulled out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. There was noone behind me, but she couldnt wait 3 more seconds for me to pass. I rear ended her, and totaled my vehicle. My face was bloody from the air bag and it hurt for a week.


Hope you arent injured and your car gets fixed without too much cost, Dual. Life does seem like one long, slow ass rape at times.
 
Haha STFU GAMIN FAGZ!

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I wrecked a car a few years ago. Some bitch just couldnt wait to make her left and pulled out RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. There was noone behind me, but she couldnt wait 3 more seconds for me to pass. I rear ended her, and totaled my vehicle. My face was bloody from the air bag and it hurt for a week.


Hope you arent injured and your car gets fixed without too much cost, Dual. Life does seem like one long, slow ass rape at times.

I wrecked a car last year(2003 Chevy Malibu). Was on my way to work in bad weather(snow/ice/slush mix). Suddenly a sheet of the stuff flies on to my windshield blinding me. I stupidly stop the car, go to pullover and put on my hazards. Before i can do that, I am slammed by two cars.

Now I drive a 2008 Toyota Yaris which I already got into an accident with back in September. Slammed into the wall of the Taco Bell drive thru.
 
Thanks for ignoring me J&L! This is how it all begins! Hambil's plan is working! First we all start fighting, then we get into car accidents, then everything explodes!
 
J&L, you must have cursed me. Right after reading this thread, I was driving on the 101 in the left lane and the guy in front of me hit his brakes hard and fast, resulting in me rear ending him as I slammed on the brakes...

Well that's what you get for trying to read my threads and drive at the same time.
 
My front bumper is gone, and one of my lights is cracked and bent upwards.

So far, everything else looks ok.
 
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