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I had a dream about George Takei last night

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
It was one of those super long dreams that are really disjointed. It started off with me and my friends traveling endlessly through the tunnels of the London Underground, down long escalators and through tight corridors that had tramway tracks in them for some reason (Bick would have had a fit). We ended up in an airport and there was George back from the jungle. It was the middle of the night, so we mentioned we were having a house party and he was welcome to come along. So we had this big banquet in my friend's flat and we all listened to George's words of wisdom and had a great time. It was really, really nice. Just thinking about it puts a smile on my face. :)
 
We he sitting on the grass with his finger up his arse?
 
^ is he known to do that?
 
I dreamt last night a pal of mine was wearing a Man U jersey and I complimented him on it and he said thank you but as he's a bloody german and would be more likely to wear one from the Bundersleague in retrospect it was an odd thing to dream up.
 
He wasn't sitting on the grass with a finger up his arse, but I think he was wearing the I'm a Celebrity gear, including the hat.
 
CaptainWacky said:
We he sitting on the grass with his finger up his arse?
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I want to make this clear: In the Family Guy episode where Peter gets a proctology exam and feels violated, in no scene does George Takei stick a finger anywhere.

Except fot that last scene where he seems to have inserted his entire body up Peter's ass.

"Hellllloooooooooo--"
 
I thought this was going to be a sex dream with George Takei and HITLER.
 
Unfortuantely not. Maybe tonight?
 
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down.
 
I dreamed I was with Chris Moyles on the radio and we started having a farting competition.
 
I tried I phoned up Ofcom to complain about that.
 
I dreamt I was helping to build giant monster trucks and then they rammed into eachother.
 
That sounds awesome
 
It was. They were huge like the Jawa sand crawler thing (funnily enough we were in a desert) and I nearly got creamed when two smashed into eachother. Then we had to go on a quest to find replacement parts in a Chinese market.
 
I woke up in bed with my light and tv off and didn't remember putting them off and thought a ghost did it. But it was probably me.
 
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