I had a dream

[Dr Dave]

About the movie RoboCop!

 

[FBI parte due]

Did it involve Robosex?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did it involve lettuce?

 

[headvoid]

Did you have 20 seconds to comply with a sexy lettuce?

 

[Cassie]

Did the lettuce violate you?

 

[headvoid]

I bet it was Rocket, such a rude, uncouth lettuce

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was General Grievous in any way involved?

 

[Dr Dave]

The answer to all your questions is: no.

 

[The Dork Lord]

what about the baby-food dispenser?

or buying something for a dollar?

 

[Ishcabittle]

were you smashing suspects against windows and asking them to put down their weapons, and then thanking them for their coordination?

 

[Dr Dave]

no

what about the baby-food dispenser?

or buying something for a dollar?

no baby food, but he was in a McDonalds so he could have gotten something from the Dollar menue.

 

[Ishcabittle]

so you were an observer of the robocop. were you managing said McDonalds?

 

[Dr Dave]

It was one of those dreams where you are observeing, like watching a tv show.

 

[Ishcabittle]

so strictly an observer, then. i see. how does this make you feel?

*scribbles*

 

[Dr Dave]

I SEE YOUR WRITEING!!!!!!!!!

WELL YOU WONT GET ME!!!!!!!

*runs off*

 

[The Dork Lord]

McDonalds AND Robocop?

Obviously your subconscious fears something.

Have you signed any lucrative endorsement contracts lately?

 

[Dr Dave]

I wish

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do you eat very much fast food?

 

[headvoid]

I've noticed Dr Dave has this very amusing habit of starting a thread with a truly interesting one liner, all the MF'rs add their own imaginative thoughts and Dr Dave says No, Maybe, Only on Tuesdays and sometimes Yes.

I must say I enjoy these threads, but I'm not sure why. I am also worried that I have analysed this to this degree.

 

[Lilac]

You're doomed. Much like Robocop's sex life.