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I had a pizza today.

Mentalist

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And choked on it, fell out of my chair cracked my head on my marble floor, spewed blood out of my eyes all over my halogen heater stumbled to my feet then slipped on a sea urchin that had broken in my house with a crow bar and an ingenious paper clip lockpick and died and was awoken by Gangrel the former WWF wrestler singing why, why, why delilah on a whistle he had made out of the before mentioned criminal mastermind sea urchin.


No, actually none of that happened.
 
NOT EVEN THE PIZZA?

That makes me sad.
 
I had action man bow-tie pasta.
 
I had pizza for lunch, with my mate Darthsikle, while we read comics that were fresh-baked from Ye Olde Comic Shoppe.
 
Hello Chandler BING.
 
I like Pizza.
 
I like you.
 
I'm not even hungry, but I may order a pizza now, because I'm a fat Amerrican consumer.
 
I am having a thin crust mediteranian pizza.
Why is it mediteranian? Because its made w/ olive oil, has spinach, feta cheese, and sundried tomatoes. So I guess that makes it mediteranian. I added green onions and black olives and chicken.
 
86 the chicken on mine please...
 
Thats because you're retarded.
 
What does 86 mean?
 
CaptainWacky said:
What does 86 mean?

It means your not 69ing right.
 
Now I want a pizza.

THANKS A LOT MENTY.
 
Mirah said:
I am having a thin crust mediteranian pizza.
Why is it mediteranian? Because its made w/ olive oil, has spinach, feta cheese, and sundried tomatoes. So I guess that makes it mediteranian. I added green onions and black olives and chicken.

I love meiterranian pizza. reminds me of italy.
 
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