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I had SEVEN beers
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I still can't walk straight going to watch the ?ROYale FMAILY will be funnier if I'm still BUZZEd
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
seriously if iw as totally sober this would suck because i'm sure the royale amily used to be realitstic and now they just talk like reatard lol
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They said "golden eggcup" way too many times.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It made sense in context.
Drank an entire bottle of this to myself on Christmas Eve:
And an entire bottle of this to myself on Christmas Day:
I then proceeded to go down town and drink four of these:
Then...
Boxing day was a local wine, beer and cocaine day. After getting totally trashed with the lads we headed to a Bouzoukia club which was totally packed at 3AM. Bought two bottles of London Dry Gin for the table and got further smashed in to the early hours of the morning. Cue crappy picture from iPhone:
Yesterday was dinner at a restaurant with my girlfriend and her friends and their respective boyfriends. I managed to get through one bottle of Heineken the entire day.
Today has been a day of rest but I'm starting to feel like going out again so might go for a beer or 5 with one of my mates. We shall see.
Just got New Years to go postal on and then I can rest for the rest of the month and get some work done.
And an entire bottle of this to myself on Christmas Day:
I then proceeded to go down town and drink four of these:
Then...
Boxing day was a local wine, beer and cocaine day. After getting totally trashed with the lads we headed to a Bouzoukia club which was totally packed at 3AM. Bought two bottles of London Dry Gin for the table and got further smashed in to the early hours of the morning. Cue crappy picture from iPhone:
Yesterday was dinner at a restaurant with my girlfriend and her friends and their respective boyfriends. I managed to get through one bottle of Heineken the entire day.
Today has been a day of rest but I'm starting to feel like going out again so might go for a beer or 5 with one of my mates. We shall see.
Just got New Years to go postal on and then I can rest for the rest of the month and get some work done.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Been too drunk to post for daaaays, but only had one cider and some wine today, been a good boy.