I hate adults who use the phrase "should I ask Santa for...insert item"...

CaptainWacky · Sep 27, 2005

They don't actually say "*insert item*" they'd say something like "RAPING KIT". You get the idea. SANTA ISN'T REAL. HE'S DEAD.

Gagh · Sep 27, 2005

CHRISTMAS CANCELLED IN THE UK THANKS TO OVERZEALOUS TRIGGER-HAPPY POLICE LOL DON'T LET THEM SEE A BRAZILIAN

Mentalist · Sep 27, 2005

CaptainWacky · Sep 27, 2005

YES VERY FUNNY CARTOON BUT BACK ON TOPIC "NEEP NEEP NEEP"

Mentalist · Sep 27, 2005

WELL THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE KINDA PERVERTED TO WANT SANTA TO INSERT ITEMS.

They probably shouldn't have kids.

Gagh · Sep 27, 2005

I take it that it is a raping kit you want, then Wacky? What would be in it?

Mentalist · Sep 27, 2005

A KOSH AND A POLKA DOT BANDANNA

Mentalist · Sep 27, 2005

AND A BARNEY SUIT WITH SUITABLE HOLES

Gagh · Sep 27, 2005

I THOUGHT WACKY RAPED IN THE MR BLOBBY SUIT?

CaptainWacky · Sep 27, 2005

I RAPE IN A FULL C3PO CUSTOME WITH MY OWN DICK PAINTED GOLD STICKING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CROTCH.

Buttons · Sep 28, 2005

Ewww!!!

CaptainWacky · Sep 28, 2005

That's what the girls say!

Blindgroping · Sep 28, 2005

I should ask Santa for the *perfect woman*.

That would be keen.

CaptainWacky · Sep 28, 2005

It would be gay.

Blindgroping · Sep 28, 2005

No, Asking for Henoch would be gay.

CaptainWacky · Sep 28, 2005

Not if he was wearing a wig.

Gagh · Sep 28, 2005

wHAT IF HE WAS WEARING A jAWA ON HIS COCK?

Blindgroping · Sep 28, 2005

CaptainWacky said:
Not if he was wearing a wig.

Like Mentalist?

Gagh · Sep 28, 2005

If anyone says Mentalist is wearing a wig in the next 5 minutes, I will kill them using Tarantino's severed cock.

CaptainWacky · Sep 28, 2005

Menatlist is wearing a LOU THREZ PRESS

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