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I hate animals!

I Love Cunt

I Love Cunt

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Apparently.
I was at the store purchasing make up and so were these two girls, and one of them was looking at Covergirl brand make up and the other girl said, "They test on animals" and so they walked away. She prevented her friend from purchasing that product!

But not me! So I went right over there and purchased Covergirl brand make up because that was what I was planning to do anyway.



Covergirl! Easy, Breezy, Beautiful!
 
My dog once painted the backyard with glow in the dark poop, because he ate a box of glow in the dark crayons.

The neighbors thought UFOs had landed in our backyard.
 
I Love Cunt said:
omg loktar, I always think you can't surprise me by what you say, and then you say it.
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Yeah I surprise myself too. I was going to make up something gross and/or inappropriate(like I usually do) but went with something that is gross but actually did happen.
 
I use Bare Escentuals mineral eyeshadow. Costly colored dirt, that's all it is. You can paint your pets with it to your heart's content and no harm, no foul. . .'cuz it's just dirt, colored with other crushed dirt. I wear dirt on my face and I can smugly state that I paid $12.00 for that small container of sparkle crack dirt.
 
Peta does _not_ approve of this thread. Coincidentally, Gear does not approve of peta.
 
'Gear said:
Peta does _not_ approve of this thread. Coincidentally, Gear does not approve of peta.
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Loktar approves of this thread. He also approves of pitas. Preferably stuffed with various meats and if there's room various cheeses and vegetables.
 
A dog once licked some make-up from my face because he was happy to see me and I had totally forgotten I was wearing that stuff. I think he liked it.
 
Dogs eat cat shit.

No wait..

Dogs will lick anything.

No hold on...

Ah shit nevermind. Sorry Ily.
 
I like in porn where sometimes girls eye makeup runs down their face like black tears of joy washing away the need for a father figure.

mmmm...dirty girls.

If your makeup doesn't run maybe you aren't working hard enough.
 
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