I hate fucking show offs

[whisky]

We were at a party tonight, we dont often get to go out as a couple any more with no kid in tow.

Things were going well, I had drunk enough to get to the point where I didnt mind getting up on the dancefloor and doing my same, feet never leaving the ground, arms up and down dance to every song.

Things were going well, then they started playing songs from dirty dancing, and this pushy couple suddenly start slinging themselves around the dancefloor as if it belonged only to them, and other couples were just obsticles to be barged out of the way.

Once youve had 9 stone of "ginger minge hair mutton dressed as lamb slapper" slammed into your back at just under the speed of light by some 6 foot twat in a beard and what looks like blue pjama bottoms, your enjoyment of the night is pretty much over.

 

[Gagh]

I would have gone out of my way to smash him back (but not her).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have powerbombed her through a table.

 

[whisky]

Its ok, I planted a post hypnotic suggestion in him, nothing will happen for a while, but next time he hears a Ricky Martin song he'll feel compelled to stab himself in the eye with whatever is sharpest near him.

And I mean more than most of us would, when we hear one of those.

 

[whisky]

Funnily enough, I think he through his shoulder out doing that, since I never saw them dance again afterwards.

 

[Gagh]

I'd have sat him down and said "Here's my John Craven impression, and afterwards I'll do Chris Packham!", then smashed him in the face with a pool cue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have...wait, what!?

 

[whisky]

I did mention how he was over 6 foot tall and built like a brick shithouse right?

 

[curiousa2z]

nope, that tiny little detail was overlooked.




the post-hypnotic suggestion=best idea.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I hate show offs MORE THAN YOU DO!!

 

[whisky]

Tell us more

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH I'M GOING TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY MASSIVE PENIS AND POST THEM ALL OVER THE NET