I HATE LOST

[The Dork Lord]

My favorite way to live!

 

[Yub]

I'd try bigamy or polygamy, but the wife would rip my arms, not to mention other things, clean off.

 

[The Dork Lord]

She'll like me once she gets to know me

 

[Cassie]

She might stuff you into a jar of vinegar.

 

[The Dork Lord]

There's always that possibility...

 

[curiousa2z]

four minutes before tonight's ep of the Show-That- Must-Not-Named....!!!!

 

[Yub]

*spanks curiousa2z with cricket bat*

 

[curiousa2z]

ha! like that's a bad thing! :devil:

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAWT!

 

[Dr Dave]

Give it another swing!

 

[curiousa2z]

^*makes Russian Mafia sign Viggo Mortensen used in Eastern Promises*

 

[The Dork Lord]

That movie needed more violence IMO!

 

[Yub]

*spanks curiousa2z again*

*goes off to fight ZOMBIES WITH HIS BOOMSTICK*

 

[The Dork Lord]

You seem to be fixated with spanking...

 

[Yub]

For now....I'll have moved onto to something else soon, like Jew jokes or raping innocent bunnies or some other thing.

 

[curiousa2z]

*shudders*
Bunnies.

*suspiciously*

What do bunnies need such good eyesight for, anyway?

 

[Dr Dave]

What color are the bunnies?

 

[Loktar]

What color are the bunnies?

They are pink, and blue, and violet and orange......I just love my coat of multi-colored bunnies.

 

[Dr Dave]

No white bunnies?

 

[Loktar]

No white bunnies?

Thats what I use for my slippers.