I HATE MENTALIST. I HATE YUB. ALSO OTHERS (point yourselves out on the list).

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Countries I now hate because they get to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 at least one day before the U.S.:

Greece
Australia
Germany
Holland
Denmark
Belgium
New Zealand
Portugal
Israel
Egypt
Hong Kong
Indonesia
Malaysia
Philippines
Singapore
South Korea
Thailand
Argentina
Bolivia
Chile
Peru
Lebanon
Turkey
Ukraine
Russia
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Finland
Switzerland (German)
Czech Republic
Croatia

 

[Henoch]

I love the Harry Potter films, but I will wait until it is available on dvd before I see it. Is this the last film?

 

[Yub]

Second last..they're cutting Deathly Hallows in twain.


And just so everyone hates me more...every global release of any film, I get it first. Unless of course you live in New Zealand, they get it before us. Of course, I'd need to stay up and catch a midnight showing and have the money to do that. I have neither the time nor cash, damn kids.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Australia gets HP on the 18th, and the US on the 19th.

Now, when it's 12:01am on the 19th in NYC, it's 4:01pm on the 19th in Sydney. So you guys actually see it up to A DAY AND A HALF before I do. YOU KANGAJOOS!

 

[Mentalist]

It will be almost another month after it hits Athens before it gets here. I might be in Athens during that time but I doubt it so I will have to wait longer than anyone! (I'm seeing this at the cinema and not on some crappy cam)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Stay after the credits for full frontal nudity from the three stars.

 

[ThatSunrise]

In that case will it be ok to yell FIRE(crotch) in a crowded theatre?

 

[Donovan]

Australia gets HP on the 18th, and the US on the 19th.

Now, when it's 12:01am on the 19th in NYC, it's 4:01pm on the 19th in Sydney. So you guys actually see it up to A DAY AND A HALF before I do. YOU KANGAJOOS!

KANGAJOOS: kangaroos that refuse to pay retail.

 

[jack]

Kangajoos keep money in their pouches, not their young.

 

[curiousa2z]

looks like Canada gets sloppy seconds too.

 

[Cock]

Based on the thread title, I enter this thread

My intent is to remind you in a gently humorous fashion

that you do not hate me, indeed....

In fact, you clearly love the cock.

Now I see what you did thar, and my plans have been dashed

and so I write you this poem

~excerpt from 'a poem from cock for EggsM'

 

[Dr Dave]

country hating bump

 

[Loktar]

I hate everybody because they've already read the book and seen Deathly Hallows part 2 and I've been so busy lately its still sitting on my DVR for almost a month, waiting to be watched.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dude.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't feel bad, I haven't read the book or seen the movie.

I lost interest in HP some time ago.

 

[Loktar]

^MUGGLE! MUDBLOOD!

 

[Cassie]

I miss Cock.

 

[Dr Dave]

heh

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still haven't watched Deathly Hollows. Did it drag in the middle like the fucking book? Did it have all that wand stuff?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, they split it into 2 movies so that all the draggy stuff would be in the first part.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??? OMGOMGOMG