I hate my head.

[Yub]

It feels like there is an ocean of mucus in my noggin. Damn sinuses.

 

[Loktar]

read that as I ate my head.

 

[Yub]

I'm nowhere near that flexible. Once knew a guy who could auto-fellate himself tho.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate my brain.

 

[jack]

I'm nowhere near that flexible. Once knew a guy who could auto-fellate himself tho.

I knew a woman who could suck wind up her ass and "talk" with the fart.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A hundred and one uses!

 

[curiousa2z]

I don't know how to respond to that.

::laughing::

 

[CaptainWacky]

I knew a girl who walked around on her hands all day with her head up her own vagina.

 

[Tisiphone]

Intriguing...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OI LOOKIT THE SIZE OF THAT HEAD! LIKE AN ORANGE ON A TOOTHPICK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We called her ostrich girl.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you pelt her with things?

 

[CaptainWacky]

We sacrificed her to our gods.

 

[Dr Dave]

Were the gods happy about this?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll find out when I die.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I haven't had a head since 1994.

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you eat a lot of head back then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is Al Snow.