I don't adore Disney Princesses.
A wise man does not adore princesses. A wise man FUCKS 'EM AND LEAVES OMG I WENT THERE
I don't adore Disney Princesses.
I think Dave does in fact adore Disney Princesses and probably owns a copy of Twilight..
I wasnt even born when Pearl Harbour was bombed - you people are OLD!
I think Dave does in fact adore Disney Princesses and probably owns a copy of Twilight..
what's a Grunkledy daddy?
OMG GLIBERTY GOTTFRIED TOOOOOO SOOOOOOOON
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They're both radio active.
Japan had put out this urgent plea...." PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!"
Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking.
I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."
Hahahah... AFLAC fired Gilbert Gottfried.