I HATE THOSE WERTHER'S ORIGINAL ADVERTS

[CaptainWacky]

WITH THE FUCKING SMILING GRANDFATHER AND THE FUCKING SICKINGLY SMILING GRANDSON BASTARD FUCK IN THE FUCKING IDEALISED VERSION OF ENGLAND THAT NEVER WAS AND NEVER WILL BE AND THEY'VE FUCKING UPDATED THEM NOW WITH A "MODERN" FATHER AND SON TALKING ABOUT IPODS AND SHIT BUT IT'S STILL THE SAME SPIRIT BECAUSE THEY'RE TURNING THEIR NOSES UP AT TODAY'S MODERN SOCIETY AS IF TO SAY "WE DON'T NEED IPODS AND COMPUTERS AND HOMOSEXUALITY, WE HAVE GOOD OLD FASHIONED SWEETS OH LOOK SON THERE'S SOME GOTHS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WE DON'T LIKE THEY'RE TYPE LET'S FUCKING RUN THEM OVER OKAY DAD THAT'LL BE COOL TEHY'RE PROBABLY SUICIDAL ANYWAY SHAME THEY'RE NOT ASYLUM SEEKERS OR JUST COLOUREDS IN GENERAL THEN WE CAN GO HOME AND SMOKE PIPES WITH GRANDAD AND SHOUT SOME GROUSE AND PHEASANTS AND READ THE DAILY MAIL AND WATCH LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE AND OF COURSE SUCK ON SOME DELICOUS WERTHER'S ORIGINAL, MY BOY, STOP TOUCHING ME DOWN THERE, DAD!" YOU KNOW?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So golden and warm.. nobody gives golden showers like grandad.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BET HE'S DEAD BY NOW

 

[Cassie]

We have those commercials too, but it's America that's idealized. I always thought the grandfather was kind of sinister and using the candy to lure little boys into his house so he could RAPE them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

38 kids choke to death on Werther's Original each year. THEN ARE RAPED>

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, if ITV news said so, it must be true.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG I'll never look at them the same way again


*hides the bag of werthers*

 

[Dr Dave]

38 kids choke to death on Werther's Original each year. THEN ARE RAPED>

Film at 11!

 

[headvoid]

Trevor McDonald interviewed the old man in a tonight special and he admitted it all.