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I hate two fond memories of "life"

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
1) Lining all my Star Wars figures up on the ledge above the stairs when I was a young lad.

2) In highschool, I used to type funny stories on the notepad of the computer in computing class. Just kind of surreal, confusing stuff really, prototype Mine Field posts you could say. This was the nineties and computers weren't so advanced so for some reason whenever anyone opened notepad they saw these stories. I remember watching people from my class reading them and sometimes even laughing. I remember watching a girl I'd masturbated to the thought of many times reading one and looking utterly confused. This was really cool. The best was when I heard younger kids from another class talking about them when they were walking out of class. It made me feel special. Eventually the teacher found out it was me and told me to stop writing them. But for a while I was God.

THAT'S IT.
 
Kneel before Zod Wacky!
 
Having grown up on a diet of Monty Python, most of the stupid notes passed between me & my mates at school & 6th form were 'Prototype Mine Field' posts!
 
I stopped passing notes between "friends" when a supposed friend who had badmouthed another friend sent me a note, and I responded in kind about the other friend, and then she passed MY note to the friend we both badmouthed.

Fucking cunts, I tell ya.
 
I wnat to die to get some rest.
 
Death...the eternal sleep.
 
IN WHAT ODER DID YOU LINE UP YOUR STAR WARS FIGURES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT?
 
Just drink some night time tea and take a nap.
 
I can't remember the order. Just that they were lined up.

Also, thread title should be "I have" not "I hate". LGGGGGGGgggggggadfh.
 
Blame it on the rain.
 
You're still God, Wacky.
 
I read it as "I have" yesterday and "I hate" today.


odds bodkins!
 
I LIKE YOUR NEW AVATAR CURIOUS.
 
thankee Tomtrek
 
In 9th grade, I used to pass notes to my friend Laraine in Civics class. We'd call each other sweet names like "slut" and "chicken fucker". It was fun until the teacher got a hold of one. Luckily she was young and hip, and didn't freak.
 
Yeah, my mom doesn't understand why my best friend and I call each other bitch, slut, hookah. It's term of endearment.
 
I never passed notes in class.
 
I made all my friends in the upper section of the alphabet so we were never far away enough to need to pass notes.
 
very practical.
 
But it means you had to be friends with Doctor Zimmerman.
 
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