I have 22,000 posts.

[Conchaga]

Wow, I've wasted a vast portion of my life on this board.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pfft. Look at how many posts I have, and this isn't even my first account.

If we both jump off a building, I'll land first.

 

[FBI parte due]

Because you're more aerodynamic?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Congratz!

 

[SuN]

lul Cute

 

[Kitty]

Because you're more aerodynamic?

Eggs is shaped like a lawn dart.

 

[Conchaga]

Eggs is so heavy from all the shit he's stuffed with. Though, in a vacuum, he'd still hit first because I'M NOT JUMPING OFF A BUILDING!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I didn't just fantasize about Eggs and Chaga jumping ontop of each other.

 

[Conchaga]

He's not my type. I'm sure he's a bear, but still not my type.

 

[FBI parte due]

He's a very gentle-looking bear, IIRC.

 

[Yub]

If I were gay, I'd be Boo-Boo to his Yogi. But I'm straight and I've got my Wookiee.