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I have a beard.

I too hate having to shave...
 
Girls with hairy legs are grosser than men with hairy faces. You win.
 
HUZZAH
 
i have a lot of grey in my beard, actually. some would say it looks distinguished. those people are assholes.
 
What do you want them to say it looks like?
 
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I hate hair.
 
Ishcabittle said:
i have a lot of grey in my beard, actually. some would say it looks distinguished. those people are assholes.
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My beard comes in too light blonde, and looks like crap.
 
My gf is awesome. She let's me experiment with facial hair. I'm rockin a goatee currently. Had a full-on zztop beard about a year ago. The problem with beards is that you need to trim them constantly to keep them from getting out of control.
 
I hate any growth over a week old. It just itches too much, so that shit comes off.
 
Poofter
 
Dual said:
Needing to shave on a daily basis is the worst thing about having a Y chromosome, IMHO.
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Yeah, poor you. At least you don't have to worry about accidentally making yourself to be another Waris Diri every time you take care of your stubble.
 
Gagh said:
I hate any growth over a week old. It just itches too much, so that shit comes off.
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it's odd, if i shave my beard off my face itches, but not when i have a beard. i guess it's all what you're used to.
 
It's like the missing finger that you still feel.
 
I am cursed by my lack of ability to grow an awesome beard, thanks to my genes. THANKS FOR THE CRAPPY GENES, MUM AND DAD. I'm 34 in a few months the sides are just starting to grow. On the plus I'll always looks five to ten years younger than I am, thanks to my CRAPPY GENES.
 
BOOFUCKINGHOO


:angel:
 
I want a MIGHTY BEARD. Is that too much to ask of life?
 
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