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I have a cold

Fuddlemiff said:
Rumours from the celebrity paedophile circuit(Gary Glitter, Timmy Mallett, Chris Langham, etc) are that Tomtrak is attempting to groom the shy, less confident bag for underaged SEX, possibly involving a menagerie of farmyard animals. Now I ask you, WHAT are you gonna do about it?!

The older, more confident bag is ARMED TO THE TEETH.
 
CaptainWacky said:
It's funny that Tomtrek didn't even make that post but I instantly thought of him being the dog-shit licker!

:y_sad:
 
Still no soup....
 
pumpkin-soup.jpg


I didn't pee in it I swear.
 
pea?
 
Pumpkin, actually.
 
I thought you could only make pies with pumpkin...
 
Well, yeah. It's worse than Wacky's ballbags on a hot summer's day, but I'm guessing you can't taste anything, so bottoms up!
 
I can't smell it. I can still taste stuff.
 
I got something for you to taste.
 
is it pink and wet?
 
And creamy too.
 
watermelon?
 
Smaller.
 
ABC gum?
 
Kirby will eat you up!!!!!!!!
 
I HAVE A CAVE TROLL
 
are you a goblin in Barad Dur?
 
GARLIC BREAD
 
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