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I have a confession to make: I have a Dual here in TK

starguard said:
By using the old "split personality" approach for the past two years, I have managed to even fool the admins by posting here under two entirely different names with two entirely different personalities. One is the old "cut and paste" routine (along with other forms of harassment ranging anywhere from constant Porn pics to complete and utter lunacy). My other dual has been far more observant, has started very few threads, but has responded to many.


Can anyone here guess my other dual? :)
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Shut up.
 
starguard said:
Still no takers eh, Well I'll give you a hint. It starts with the letter "M" :D
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Because I'm bored, I'll play this game.

You can rule out any members with less than, say, 100 posts (and that's being generous).

That leaves, in alphabetical order:
Malarky (123)
MamaKitty (367)
Mandi (6,456)
Mangedlamarde (134)
Maq (105)
Markb (1,612)
Mary Rose (231)
Mentalist (41,305)
Messenger (11,738 )
MessengerX (4,579)
MFKF1 (207)
MFKF2 (205)
Mirah (4,359)
Miss Conduct (509)
Miss Tanner (538 )
missmanners (11,932)
Mogh (106)
Mongo (250)
Monolith (606)
MORBO (421)
Morrihgan (5,521)
Mr. Synyster (309)
Mr. Toad (103)
Ms. Maati (264)
mugtoe (145)
Mystery D8 (183)

Now, for our process of elimination:
Firstly, I know for a fact you're not Malarky, Mentalist or missmanners.
Most of the other names on the list have low post counts, making them less than likely candidates; have been neg-repped to oblivion; have not posted in recent memory; their accounts are older than yours or for the length of time of this 'experiment'; or they go against the criteria of this dual.
To this end, I'm ruling these accounts out:
Malarky
Mangedlamarde
Maq
Markb
Mary Rose
Mentalist
MessengerX
MFKF1
MFKF2
Miss Conduct
Miss Tanner
missmanners
Mogh
Mongo
Monolith
MORBO
Morrihgan
Mr. Toad
mugtoe
Mystery D8

That leaves us with:
Mandi
Messenger
Mirah
Mr. Synyster

And while Messenger seems to be the obvious candidate, I actually am ruling him out, and am leaning against Mr. Synyster.

That leaves us with Mandi and Mirah.
 
Mandi and Mirah have started too many threads to fit the description Lilac. But Mr. Synystyr has not started any. Also the requirement is 2 years, Mirah and Mandi have been here only 1.
Mr. Synystyr
Magic Carpet
Milk and Cereal
these get my vote.
I only looked on the first page of M's by post count.
 
:raises hand: as usual. SG's a piece of useless shit. See, we're trolled for responding, trolled for getting angry, trolled if we ignore him.

The way I've always felt about his posts is he's "flat" weird. I can't explain it other than that.

Like when I talk about freeing up the large starving rat I've had trapped in the kitchen sink so I can run it up this habitrail tube that's stuck deep in this bitch's cunt, then you get an image that's pretty specific.

Starguard's equivalent troll would be "flat" weird, in that sense. Like "this four year old just stuck me in the forehead with scissors, I think she's really a midget"
 
jack said:
:raises hand: as usual. SG's a piece of useless shit. See, we're trolled for responding, trolled for getting angry, trolled if we ignore him.
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Er, isn't that your definition of "pwned", Jack?

Sure seems like it to me.
 
No...when you freaked out when I said I had purchased the domain name for TrollWars less than an hour after I merely posted it, that's pwned.
 
Sure. I do remember asking what you did. At the time I gave you more credit than was your due. If over-estimating a dullard is getting "pwned", then I guess I was pwned.
 
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