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I have a hard time beleiving people online

Cassie said:
My shower massage's name really is Captain Kirk.
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I think of that scene in "40 year-old virgin" when you mention your shower massager.
 
And by the way, I've never lied on this mesage board.
 
I have a hard time responding to this thread! LOL!
 
No, its not a huge personal problem.

There are just certain posters who I have liked over the years, not nessisarily on this board, whose exploits have just got to the point where you think, "surely they are just making shit up now to look cool"
 
Im really a doctor!
 
I'm to the point that it's just easier to believe people than not to. Lowers my stress level.
 
Do you really shit flowers?
 
I sure hope so.
 
other than the days before she just started giving out cash, when my mother asked me if I liked the [insert awful pressie] she got me for [whatever event], I haven't bothered lying much about anything, for 2 good reasons: 1.you have to have a good memory, 2. too many friends who know perfectly well who I am post/lurk here. :D

BUT IF JASON STATHAM WANTS TO BE THE CHAUFFEUR FOR MY BMW E38, the job is still available!!!
 
Did JillianBacardi end up filing a lawsuit, by the way ?
 
eggnog.
 
Thanks for all the karma by the way, I dont think I have had this much for a single post outside a karma whoring thread before!
 
It happens from time to time.
 
Oh, you're talking about Dan. I think he's just exaggerating, as I partly explained on Lonny last night. You can't die for ten minutes, it's much more likely that his breathing was just really shallow and his friends thought he wasn't breathing at all. Besides, if your heart is beating but you're not breathing, you're still alive, aren't you?
 
If being dead meant not breathing, everyone who ever held their breath would be dead for a while too.
 
I hate people who said they've "gone to the other side" and come back. Well, I don't HATE THEM, but they obviously haven't suffered irreversable brain death or else they would be...dead.
 
I HAVE BEEN TO THE OTHER SIDE MOFO! The other side of the highway, but it was really scary so I thought I might die, then I saw a man with an afro selling crack and his name was Jesus.
 
Did you buy the crack?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Oh, you're talking about Dan. I think he's just exaggerating, as I partly explained on Lonny last night. You can't die for ten minutes, it's much more likely that his breathing was just really shallow and his friends thought he wasn't breathing at all. Besides, if your heart is beating but you're not breathing, you're still alive, aren't you?
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On all the medical shows, if someone is braindead but their heart hasn't stopped beating, they are basically treated as dead although it is not proounced until the heart stops. It's partly semantics I guess.

Medically he may not have been dead, or at least not dead for 10 minutes, but he said that someone performed CPR on him so he definitely wasn't breathing. So who knows.

I do know that Dan just fled LoNAF thanks to Zonker's know-it-all abuse. I hope it doesn't last long. I'm tired of the board being held emotional hostage by anyone. We're not an online psychiatric facility. It's supposed to be recreation.
 
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