I have a huge raging hard-on for no reason.

[keekeen]

How come?

 

[Gagh]

You saw a photo of BitchSlapSmitty.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm scared.

 

[keekeen]

Fuck! It's back. Everytime I come to Speak Freely my huge raging hard-on comes back. When I go back to the FIFA World Cup forum it goes away again. WTF is going on?

 

[Gagh]

It means Gagh is going to kick the shit out of you, and he has a feeling he will be kicking for quite some time.

 

[Blindgroping]

How come?

I have a razor shape Shun 8" chef knife,
want me to "fix" that?

 

[Gagh]

^Can I give him a hand, with a broadsword & blowtorch?

 

[keekeen]

I see that there are no shortage of volunteers here. Very interesting.

 

[johnford]

It's a natural splendid thing that any man feels after seeing boobs jiggle or the thought of jiggling boobs.

 

[keekeen]

It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!1!

 

[Gagh]

OMGOKo!ko!

 

[WillsZenith]

Fuck! It's back. Everytime I come to Speak Freely my huge raging hard-on comes back. When I go back to the FIFA World Cup forum it goes away again. WTF is going on?

when thinking of other men kicking balls it's sure to shrink

 

[johnford]

when thinking of other men kicking balls it's sure to shrink

Ouch! It's shrining just thinking about it....ouch dude.

 

[keekeen]

As of this writing it's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

 

[starguard]

Hurry...go stick it in your dogs ass.

 

[Anna]

I have a huge raging hard-on for no reason.

And Thug Angel would gladly jerk you off.

 

[Kitsch]

How come?

Wadda ya stupid? god gave you that so you can fuck yourself

 

[Conchaga]

^Can I give him a hand, with a broadsword & blowtorch?

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

 

[Conchaga]

Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business.

 

[Deni]

You might want to get that thing under control...