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I have a mission.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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I have decided, basically, to TAKE OVER the Natalie Portman message board at IMDB.

If you would like a piece of this action you can post here. I will probably start tomorrow.


Why, well, just because.
 
Its gonna be great.
 
I think it will be pretty great.
 
I love those boards, every other post is *message deleted*

It's like TWOP if the mods got laid even less!
 
If I have time tomorrow, I will be in (assuming there is no lag between registration and posting).

Trolling + overworking + closing on a house = no fucking sleep.
 
IMDB threads usually run this way:

1. OMG!!!111 he is so hawt
2. [Message Deleted]
3. [Message Deleted]
4. OMG I went to ballet classes with him!!!!
5. Is he gay?
6. Re: Is he gay
7. Re: Is he gay
8. Re: Is he gay
9. Stupid ass motherfuckin faggots
10. Re: Is he gay
11. [Message Deleted]
12. [Message Deleted]
13. Does it matter if he's gay? (I.e. I'm hetero and hope he is too)
14. SkinofEvil wuz here

I used to actually look in them, until I realized thats pretty much what everyone of them was.
 
Thats why I will be dictating the place.
 
Can one of you guys steal my points real quick?
 
Actually no, it's saying I can't do that at the moment (no items left).
 
Dammit, then CU is getting my points.

Which I'm rather unhappy about for some reason.

It's like being mad about the quality of water in your toilet or something.
 
Somebody is frantic.....
 
Is it OK to be proud of getting him that worked up?

It's like being proud of winning a Special Olympics spelling bee or something.

Edit: I just realized I have consecutive similes in this thread. Not good form, but I can't think of anything better at the moment.
 
Wait a minute here. Your avatar.....

Is it...Balky?????
 
*Looks at watch*

7 days, not bad! :D
 
Just bank the points
 
So...are you AltCin over there?? :D

Love the sig: "Welcome to IMDB (Ignorant Morons Debating Bullsh*t)" :D
 
Good call, Menty (if I may so refer to you).

I just don't actually care very much. If I wind up with a really bad slogan or something, I'll ask someone else to fix it.

And if nobody is willing to fix it, then I was probably being a big douchebag and got what I had coming to me. I'm not a big fan of the karma systems.

But about my avvy, I love that it says "###### Lover" right next a most lily-white face, shot in black and white -- that of Cousin Larry's distant relative and ambiguously gay companion, THE Balki Bartokomos!
 
OMG BALKY IS SO CUTE IS HE GAY OMG MESSAGE DELETED.
 
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