I have a mission.

[Mentalist]

Good call, Menty (if I may so refer to you).

Of course, everyone else does.

 

[Henoch]

I have decided, basically, to TAKE OVER the Natalie Portman message board at IMDB.

If you would like a piece of this action you can post here. I will probably start tomorrow.


Why, well, just because.

Natalie Portman means NOTHING to me, she doesn't even have a cock for fucks sake!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Are you sure she doesn't?

Something about her with no hair....
Hmmmm.

 

[Henoch]

^^^Blazer Boy? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!??

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie Portman means NOTHING to me, she doesn't even have a cock for fucks sake!

 

[Henoch]

I apologize if i have in some way diminished the hetero appeal to this thread. I realize the twat appeals to the typical male.

 

[Mentalist]

Never speak ill of Miss Portman. issed:

 

[Henoch]

She was good in Star Wars!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Anakin. I cannot believe what I am hearing. You are breaking my heart.

 

[Henoch]

Anakin broke my heart when he didn't get naked in ROTS!

 

[Mentalist]

I felt the same way.....


































ABOUT NATALIE OBVIOUSLY

 

[BlazerBoy]

But he fucking KILLED her. With his bare hands.

Where is Padme?

It seems in your rage, that you killed her.

THAT can't be right......

 

[Mentalist]

SHES BETTER DEAD THAN WITH SOMEONE ELSE IMO!

 

[Henoch]

I just want to get the dvd before i die!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Life is a twisted maze of twists and turns that rarely ends in a CUMination of satisfactory circumstances.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But if someone here needs to feel satisfaction, I can be very useful in such a capacity!!!!11!!!!

 

[Jaimee Whistler]

Well, if the place is like most boards, you can't do anything until you get 50 posts, so it must be ok to spam the forum that says, "open for spamming" to get my post count up.

 

[Mentalist]

Yes it is. Just stick to spamming a few threads and you will not be hated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll take over the Kym Valentine board (if there even is one) and together we can rule the IMDB as father and son!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, if the place is like most boards, you can't do anything until you get 50 posts, so it must be ok to spam the forum that says, "open for spamming" to get my post count up.

Who the fuck was this guy?