I have a normally functioning sexuality

CaptainWacky · Apr 1, 2014

LOL APRIL FOOLS!

whisky · Apr 1, 2014

BTW, was the 7 a day fruit thing an Aprils fools too, because that was pretty damn lame if it was.

headvoid · Apr 1, 2014

Does anyone have a normal, functioning sexuality? Even George Clooney likes to wank off to pictures of East European tractors from the 1920's.

'Gear · Apr 1, 2014

headvoid · Apr 1, 2014

PLOUGH THAT BITCH

'Gear · Apr 1, 2014

headvoid said:
PLOUGH THAT BITCH

Cassie · Apr 1, 2014

I SIGNED UP FOR TUMBLR PRO!

Dr Dave · Apr 2, 2014

Good fool, CaptainWacky!

CaptainWacky · Apr 2, 2014

How many grapes do you have to eat before it counts as a "portion"?

Eggs Mayonnaise · Apr 2, 2014

Sexuality is nice and all but there's more to life than getting all sweaty and sticky.

Or so I tell myself.

CaptainWacky · Apr 3, 2014

Like ranking female celebrities on the thoery that if you DID have a sexuality this is the order you'd rank them in?

Eggs Mayonnaise · Apr 3, 2014

Sometimes I wish I could be a Crawley living at Downton Abbey but even they have more sex than I do.