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I have a problem with a certain member.

MX, M, MA-Z, take all your shitty duals and shove them all up your sad, little pimple infested ass.

Pay no mind to this fool, Szhismine. He's always that way; annoying. :D
 
Messenger said:
A Karas is the resident clown. Don't mind him, enjoy your stay.

On the other hand, this sad little dork is reduced to this as his only means of communication. This is either his third or fourth incarnation.

My question to Messenger is simple, I thought Cait was going to expose your Real Lifeness, which is why you morphed into X to begin with during Karmageddon (you know, the first time your ass got whipped sweetly). That was your little bully pulpit throught, as I recall :)

What happened to that rhetoric?
 
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READ THE FUCKING THREAD.
 
jack said:
On the other hand, this sad little dork is reduced to this as his only means of communication. This is either his third or fourth incarnation.

My question to Messenger is simple, I thought Cait was going to expose your Real Lifeness, which is why you morphed into X to begin with during Karmageddon (you know, the first time your ass got whipped sweetly). That was your little bully pulpit throught, as I recall :)
Want to know why Sarge turned out to be a dick? He showed me a PM where you tried to woo him into giving you mass karma so that you could be doing what the DLA did, but with your prime account, so that you could simply gloat and hold sway over others.

What's more embarrassing, Betty Boop?

What happened to that rhetoric?
Why don't you read some fucking threads, you gibbering, drooling idiot?
 
Gagh. said:
[you]. He is one of the biggest assholes here, and I demand he be put into daycare. He constantly side-tracks the issues and then acts surprised when I call him on it. I know that isn't daycareable, but he's already done many things which deserve DC.

Get on it.

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I've been thrilled by these threads in my honour. We are experiencing a heroic epic, without precedent in TK history. Perhaps it was like this during the age of Caesar, but nobody was able to get a clear picture.

I'm extremely happy to have witnessed such homage.

I'm told that the reason why my threads make such an impression is that they don't coin rhetorical phrases. I could never make the mistake of beginning a thread with the words: “U all suck my dick…” for I know the reality, and I also know how higher intellect feels about it.

I suppose that some people are clutching their heads with both hands to find an answer to this question: “What will Raffles do next?” Obviously I belong by nature to quite another school of thought. In an ideal situation I would prefer not to see anyone suffer, not to do harm to anyone on the forum.

But when I realise that the doctrine of trolling is in danger, then in my case sentiment gives way to the coldest reason.
 
Raffles, you fucking retard.

This thread isn't about you.

Try quoting any post that has your full username in this thread.

Or, even better, try reading post #65.
 
FBI parte due said:
Raffles, you fucking retard.

This thread isn't about you.

Try quoting any post that has your full username in this thread.

Or, even better, try reading post #65.

Everywhere I go, you shall follow...
 
Lord Raffles said:
I've been thrilled by these threads in my honour. We are experiencing a heroic epic, without precedent in TK history. Perhaps it was like this during the age of Caesar, but nobody was able to get a clear picture.

I'm extremely happy to have witnessed such homage.

I'm told that the reason why my threads make such an impression is that they don't coin rhetorical phrases. I could never make the mistake of beginning a thread with the words: “U all suck my dick…†for I know the reality, and I also know how higher intellect feels about it.

I suppose that some people are clutching their heads with both hands to find an answer to this question: “What will Raffles do next?†Obviously I belong by nature to quite another school of thought. In an ideal situation I would prefer not to see anyone suffer, not to do harm to anyone on the forum.

But when I realise that the doctrine of trolling is in danger, then in my case sentiment gives way to the coldest reason.

OMG, you still fell for it. LOL.
 
The ['you] tag used with finesse, unlike the undetectable new tag which bungler hagbil has to 'improve' time and again.
 
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