i HAVE AN EMISSION

[jack]

I must pull out the receptacle tip to catch the force of the ejaculate

 

[CaptainWacky]

have you been BLANKing the BLANK on the BLANKstroke again?

 

[eloisel]

All I know is what I ate for lunch at Snuffer's yesterday caused me to have a bad case of gas. I was there with some friends I hadn't seen in decades and they didn't want me to leave but it was very difficult sitting there and farting every few minutes.

 

[Dr Dave]

You needed some gas pillz.

 

[eloisel]

Yes, I did. And, to move outside onto the deck overlooking the lake. That is a nice view and the best thing about that restaurant.

 

[Dr Dave]

pillzlol=good!