I have an enhanced sense of smell: I can smell pussy

[Love Child]

No.

 

[Dershocka]

THREAD CLOSED.

 

[Love Child]

THREAD OPENED.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Does she kiss you after?

I don't understand why women like that so much.

"I wanna taste myself on your tongue!"

Feh.

 

[Lilac]

After eating a pussy to climax my moustache tends to smell of poo-tangy...

Shouldn't that be 'poontangy'?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

It's true.

I was noticing this the other day. I was sitting at the doctor's office and this woman, who was quite attractive and who definitely looked like she practiced good hygiene, walked passed me to go meet the doctor. She was wearing a short skirt and she walked by me in a hurry.

I caught a whif of a scent under her perfume...and we all know that smell. Musky, wet, tangy. And as I said, I don't think she was sweaty or unclean, just either giving off some pheromones or I'm like a frickin' bloodhound.

I had that experience once when I was on...well, probably too much acid. Mind you I don't smell much anyway, since I'm a smoker. Also, she was not in a doctor's office, she was taking a piss in my bathroom, which was at least 30 feet away from where I was sitting. I found it disturbing, but only because she wasn't my type.

 

[Dershocka]

Shouldn't that be 'poontangy'?

Yeah I did forget the "n". The way I said it sounded like I was into something....unpleasant.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It sounded like perhaps you were eating something else...

 

[Donovan]

After eating a pussy to climax my moustache tends to smell of poo-tangy goodness. Thus the initial response. Hell, even if climax does not occur it still smells of sweatbox heaven. EATING PUSS MAKES YER FACIAL HAIR STINK! If you do it right, or at all.

If it smells of POO-tangy, you're licking the wrong spot.

 

[Donovan]

[Maxwell Smart]Missed it by that much...[/Maxwell Smart]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Stop following me Donovan

People will talk

 

[Donovan]

Stop goofing off at work at the same time as me, then.

 

[Dershocka]

Licking ass isn't my bag baby.

 

[Cacophony]

O rly?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am not going to elaborate on what i will and will not lick...

Not here, at least.

Maybe in PM.

If you ask nicely

 

[Cacophony]

I'm good

Thanks though, I guess

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm good

Thanks though, I guess

I was talking to El Machorro

 

[Cacophony]

I was talking to El Machorro

Oh.

Well.

Ignore that statement then

 

[The Dork Lord]

What statement?

 

[Cacophony]

Exactly