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I have been diagnosed with a metastasizing stomach tumor

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and have been given approximately 90 days to live. The diagnosis is terminal, with no hope of remission. The cancer has spread to my lymph nodes, and is in my liver, pancreas and kidneys.

I'm selling everything I own and moving to hawaii with about 25 hits of good lsd.

It's been fun, but so long.
 
If you are joking, I assure you I am not amused in the slightest.
 
Guess who dosen't care in the least?

That's right, me.
 
feijuada said:
Guess who dosen't care in the least?

That's right, me.
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What does "feijuada" mean? And why does it make me hungry for mexican food suddenly?
 
about what?
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
What does "feijuada" mean? And why does it make me hungry for mexican food suddenly?
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Feijuada is my "internet name". It's a misspelling of "feijaoada" which is a Brazilian dish consisting of black beans and pork, along with any other red meat that the cook wishes to include. My father tricked me into eating it when I was a child and I never forgave him. Brazilian people love it.
 
feijuada said:
Feijuada is my "internet name". It's a misspelling of "feijaoada" which is a Brazilian dish consisting of black beans and pork, along with any other red meat that the cook wishes to include. My father tricked me into eating it when I was a child and I never forgave him. Brazilian people love it.
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Well at least you didn't have to eat Balut!
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Well at least you didn't have to eat Balut!
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What, pray tell, is Balut?
 
feijuada said:
What, pray tell, is Balut?
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Well, if I spelled it right even, it's a Fillipino dish where its a bloody baby chicken in the egg still all crunchy and shit.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Well, if I spelled it right even, it's a Fillipino dish where its a bloody baby chicken in the egg still all crunchy and shit.
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I'd punch that Balut in the face... or try it once. Are the bones tasty?
 
I don't know. Due to my deft ninja evasive skills, i haven't had to eat it, but can't say the same for my relatives.
 
Reminds me of my grandfather eating chicken feet and waying it in my aunt's face, trying to get her to eat it.
 
Holy Shit, Jesus is hot. I'd fuck him, If I was gay.
 
I bet you could slide right in the wound, quite easily.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
Well, if I spelled it right even, it's a Fillipino dish where its a bloody baby chicken in the egg still all crunchy and shit.
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You spelled it right but it isn't a chicken still in the egg it's a duck.

Duck eggs are incubated for 17 days then removed and boiled. It's considered a delicacy to the Filipinos and Vietnamese (hot vit lon)

Myself, I've never had them nor do I intend to.
 
Chatty said:
You spelled it right but it isn't a chicken still in the egg it's a duck.

Duck eggs are incubated for 17 days then removed and boiled. It's considered a delicacy to the Filipinos and Vietnamese (hot vit lon)

Myself, I've never had them nor do I intend to.
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I've heard it's still a chicken.
 
kjap said:
Holy Shit, Jesus is hot. I'd fuck him, If I was gay.
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The general consensus is you are. Accept it.
 
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