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I have decided to actually kill myslef.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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I'm a little drunk but I am pretty sure I hate myself and I am a totl bastard and have nothing to contribute to the world whatsoever so thsi is it nobody save a few qill miss me fuckl you all i'm not worth your pity I hvae it all planned and by the time you read this I will be dead.
 
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU
 
and let me be the first to piss on your grave.
 
Is Mentalist dead yet?
 
Hurry up goon I havent got all day....die already.
 
Is this going to be like the time Menty told everyone he had cancer & not long to live?
 
It better not be...a certain gay droid might go on a rampage and hurry the process up.
 
Can i have your points when yer dead Menty??

Let me know ASAP.
 
Yeah...Do you have any valuables I could possibly by chance mooch off you...jewlery,Tvs..things like that.
 
you should try to overdose on weed, you would make history!
 
or cyanide!
 
Fag Roy said:
It better not be...a certain gay droid might go on a rampage and hurry the process up.
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You got that right, Fag. If he did do such an utter loser-ish thing, I better not ever find out about it.

PS, Killing yourself only really gets people's attention here, if they "find out" about it, rather then being warned in advance about it. Rest assured that when and if I ever do end up OD'ing on something or plowing into a median while racing down the highway, none of you will have any clue its about to happen before it does. :D
 
YOUR TOTAL LACK OF CONCERN OVER MY CONFESSION OF SUICIDE HAS MADE ME SO UNHAPPY I'M GOPING TO KILL MYSELF AGAIN.
 
You are very slow at killing yourself.

As such, I recommend using a poor diet and heavy drinking.
 
You could choose SilentBtViolent's slow but sure method of suicide, Menty, by making each post worse than the last.
 
I'll give you this one post to point out that you are incredibly pedantic and not worth my time, gagh. I have not seen you write anything mildy amusing yet. I suspect you are mentally retarded.

Nevertheless, congratulations! Your lowest-common-denominator method has finally coaxed this ONE response from me!

I can't wait to see what clever reply you write to this, OMGLOLXORZ!ONE!!!1!
 
You were doing much better when you remained silent.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
I'll give you this one post to point out that you are incredibly pedantic and not worth my time, gagh. I have not seen you write anything mildy amusing yet. I suspect you are mentally retarded.

Nevertheless, congratulations! Your lowest-common-denominator method has finally coaxed this ONE response from me!

I can't wait to see what clever reply you write to this, OMGLOLXORZ!ONE!!!1!
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Mentally retarded individuals do not hold down jobs of my calibre, carry an IQ of 147, and a First in a science degree.

Once again, you are incorrect.
 
MENTY DON'T DO IT COSMIC COVERGENCE MIGHT BECOME THE NUMBER ONE SCI FI BOARD IF YOU STAY
 
TOGETHER, AND WITH THE BINDING FORCE OF KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S UNDERWEAR PORTFOLIO, WE CAN BRING MENTY SALVATION!
 
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