I have decided to live my life just like Kenny Powers

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
Fuck yeah, you dumb motherfuckers! I'm motherfucking Big Dick McGee, still famous, almost Christ-like! Any of you fuckin' pussies who wanna fuck with me, better get in line, cause Big Dick McGee will fuck you up sideways!

"Don't get all excited dude, 3-D is gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch, wearin' glasses, poppin' bubbles out of the air like some sort of fucked-up Ray Charles."-Kenny "Christ" Powers
 

Consumer

Elder Statesman
Who?
 

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
I'm trying to do the math on this thread here -

Can anyone tell me where 'almost' christ-like puts a person?

According to my calculations that would make a person not like christ.

And if you're a money-changer just trying to make an honest buck, you sure in the hell don't want any christ-like assholes running around.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I'd sheid that penis. We've got a collector here.
 
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