i have irritable bowel syndrome

[Loktar]

You might wish to rethink that stance. People go into JCPenney's and try on the clothes and don't buy them. They also buy the clothes, wear them, then bring them back with the tags still on them to get their money back. Either way - you are wearing other people's germs near your private parts if you don't wash newly purchased clothes before you wear them.

I basically said the same thing to my mom. She just replied "Whatever. Wash them if you want to."

 

[The Question]

It'd be funnier if it was called, "Angry Butt Syndrome."