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I have just brought a new little notebook...

The Saint said:
See, the issue is that you nailed it at "some bizarre reason." And that's where you goofed -- Microsoft OSes don't have bizarre reasons for anything. They have -- NO -- reasons for their fuckups, and the fuckups are plentiful. It could be your UAC settings. It could just as easily be that your installation is fuckin' borked. Or it could be, as just mentioned, that there is no reason At. All.

On a Mac, you don't have those issues. They just don't happen. Why? Because the premium you pay on a Windows machine for hardware that isn't made to third-world standards gets paid into hardware components made in the U.S. and mated to an operating system that is specifically designed to use those components to maximum effectiveness. That's why a Mac wit 1Gb of memory outperforms a Windows box with 4Gb of memory. First, because the 1Gb of memory on the Mac is made in the U.S.A. and second because Apple squeezes every last 10th of a drop of juice out of that 1Gb, while Windows lets three quarters of it dribble down its fuckin' chin.

Forget what you've been told by beards. In fact, don't even listen to what The Saint told ya, but just get your hands on a Mac and spend a good 10 minutes not being bombarded with asinine failures for which there is no other explanation other than the fact that you're trying to use Windows, which is an operating system whose each and every single fucking improvement is based on aping what Apple's already done. Once you go Mac, you'll never --

fail to laugh your hindquarters off at Windows users who refuse to switch.

For serious.
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You are a complete moron. MACs have very similar components to PCs, you dumbfuck. 'Made In The USA'? Complete retard, you are. Now, you have gone from shilling someone else's book to shilling MACs. Everything you have said here is absolute bullshit. The components of a MAC are built in the same places as the components of a PC. You are paying a premium for a MAC because you are a MORON. Shit, they even use the same chips as a PC. What excuse have they now for their premium costs? NONE. The only difference between a MAC and a PC would be the fucking OS.

Stay out of subjects about which you know nothing.
 
DarthSikle said:
recent convert to MAC. Just a few months ago. I could never ever go back to windows.
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Just be sure to have a lot of money on-hand, AND listen to me laugh at your 'selection' of MAC-compatible software. You paid for a name, whilst I paid for only the actual computer.
 
Yub said:
Windows = shit.
Macs = shit.

Install Ubuntu. It's free and it works well. You don't need a degree in computer science to run it, it's pretty user friendly and highly customizable. In other words...

Ubuntu = not shit.
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Gotta love the selection of available software to run on Linux OS, not to mention the many pieces of hardware peripherals you can... oh wait, you cannot.

MORON.
 
The Saint said:
And that's okay, nobody says we gotta see eye to eye on every little thing. But I will tell you this -- you just don't and can't know what you're missing 'til you've used one. Especially when the mouse is set to "one button" mode. Good God, there's just no way words can capture entirely how much more comfortable it is on the hand to use four fingers to click links than it is to use the one finger all off-kilter like a Windows mouse forces you to do.

And hey, maybe it's a difference in personal taste -- catch-all excuse for everything, right? For me, I've found that the Mac version of Safari can't be beat for web surfing, nor can most apps made for the Mac, owing to the...

Well, here's the thing. From a Windows user's point of view, Apple's app submission guidelines are just horrible, HORRIBLE and Nazi-like.

But y'know what? Once you get your hands on those apps that are accepted? You will never have to ask what the benefits of that model are. Not once, not ever. Swiss mother fucking watchmakers don't put their shit together as tight as Apple does.

And again, also as mentioned: Windows is for enthusiasts. OS X is for users.

Windows users, i.e. Enthusiasts sit down at their computers to fuckin' negotiate.
Apple users sit down at their computers with a god damned mother fucking mission. The Mac is their ally. You tackle a project on a Mac, and you've got the equivalent of an M1 Garand, and the Mac is right there with you in the creative foxhole. A Windows system will turn on you. It'll fuck you, right at the last second and for no reason What. So. Ever. A Mac will give you suppressing fire while you charge that project and take the enemy territory.

Whole different paradigm. Windows computers are for those who aren't really all that serious about getting much of... well... anything actually done.

Macs are for users who not only get it done, but toss a grenade into the workload's foxhole and slaughter the living fuck out of that project when it tries to escape.

Here's how the two react to a "problem."

Windows: "Ahhhh, we see you'll become a problem for the user and interrupt their productivity. Well, listen, we're going to make like we didn't see a thing. Slide right on through."

Mac is more like Bas Ruten: "What?! What, mother fucker?! You messing with my user?! I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! NOW who's got a runtime error, sissy bitch! HUH?! NOW who's got an exception! ARE THOSE YOUR TEETH ON THE FLOOR, DIRECTX?! GET YOUR SISSY BITCH ASS OUT OF HERE!"

And now you know why everyone at the top of every business uses Macs. Because Macs do not take any shit.
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*ROTFLMAO @ MAC for 'users' and WINDOWS for 'enthusiasts'* Tell that to the business world, little girl. I cannot deny that the MAC OS is superior, but I also cannot deny that a MAC is worth the premium one pays for it. I should pay TWICE for my computer just because of the OS itself? That is completely stupid... as are you.
 
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SaintLucifer said:
Gotta love the selection of available software to run on Linux OS, not to mention the many pieces of hardware peripherals you can... oh wait, you cannot.

MORON.
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Available software: Most software I have I got for free from the Ubuntu Software Centre, all of which is either comparable or superior software run on Windows. The only place Ubuntu fails software wise is games and with the amount of people getting fed up with Mircosoft's bullshit, this is rapidly changing.

Hardware: I've had no problem with any hardware at all. No, I lie, I still haven't figured out how to run a dual screen yet. But unlike Mircosoft, any problem has a solution waiting for you on the Ubuntu forums. I just haven't been arsed to search yet. Mostly I've simply plugged in whatever and it's worked, first time, no hassle.

Perhaps you should take your head out of your ars...no wait, you can't, it's wedged in there too tightly.

MORON.
 
I bought Windows' new anti-douchebag- moron software because I keep getting Luci error messages on TK. But when I installed my new anti-douchebag software, the entire internet disappeared.


What do you suppose that means?
 
Yub said:
Available software: Most software I have I got for free from the Ubuntu Software Centre, all of which is either comparable or superior software run on Windows. The only place Ubuntu fails software wise is games and with the amount of people getting fed up with Mircosoft's bullshit, this is rapidly changing.

Hardware: I've had no problem with any hardware at all. No, I lie, I still haven't figured out how to run a dual screen yet. But unlike Mircosoft, any problem has a solution waiting for you on the Ubuntu forums. I just haven't been arsed to search yet. Mostly I've simply plugged in whatever and it's worked, first time, no hassle.

Perhaps you should take your head out of your ars...no wait, you can't, it's wedged in there too tightly.

MORON.
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I have run Ubuntu, you moron. You cannot do shit. Much of the software is only good for Linux, not much else. Of course it is free, after all it is crap. I know since I have tried it all. Couldn't touch their Windows counterparts.
As for the hardware, everyone who has ever installed Linux has experienced difficulties with the simplest of things, like installing a fucking printer. I have never had that problem, ever. Adding peripherals to an Linux system is a pain in everyone's ass. Why the fuck do you think no one uses Linux, you dumb shit? Fucker is FREE, yet STILL no one uses it. That tells you something.

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Donovan said:
I bought Windows' new anti-douchebag- moron software because I keep getting Luci error messages on TK. But when I installed my new anti-douchebag software, the entire internet disappeared.


What do you suppose that means?
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But of course, your new software realised I am a GOD. You should learn to follow its lead.
 
User cp: "Saint Lucifer hasn't made any friends yet."


Awwww. Keep trying Buckeroo. You'll get there.


Or probably not, actually. Mostly because you suck, but then there's that odor too.
 
Donovan said:
User cp: "Saint Lucifer hasn't made any friends yet."


Awwww. Keep trying Buckeroo. You'll get there.


Or probably not, actually. Mostly because you suck, but then there's that odor too.
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Perhaps this would be due to the fact none of you are worthy of me, yes? I am simply better than the rest of you. Why should I seek to lower myself to your level in seeking a 'friend'? You are all irrelevant to me, an amusement, a curiousity. I simply do not give a fuck about the rest of you, and you are all to suck the maple leaf right off my cock.

I have the feeling that you created this post simply because you seek to become my friend. Child, it is NEVER going to happen, so do give up the dream, and run along.
 
Only reason I can see for insisting on Windows over Mac is if you really enjoy buying, installing and tweaking aftermarket components for your machine. That's what makes windows the OS of choice for enthusiasts. and don't misread me on that, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being a computer enthusiast. But I'm a computer user, not an enthusiast. To me, it's an appliance for getting work done and for light entertainment. I buy a computer with the best OS for that task set, one that is low maintenance, intuitive front to back, offers the best available out of the box security and reliability. Linux scores some of that, Windows nearly none of it, and OS X nearly all of it.

Is there a premium for it? Does a car that runs cost more than one that doesn't?
 
This message is hidden because Saint Lucifer is on your ignore list. Hmmm, I wonder what this mysterious message means? Gee gang, looks like we've got another Mystery!

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