I have just now filed my taxes.

[BlazerBoy]

And it is my professional opinion that I'm probably going to prison soon.

 

[RobL]

I'm waiting for my tax lady to call me back.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Remember: When she asks which you want to hear first, always get the BAD news first.

 

[Sarek]

When it comes to the IRS there's good?

It's nothing but a fucking terrorist organisation.

 

[RobL]

Remember: When she asks which you want to hear first, always get the BAD news first.

I'm actually expecting a kinda big rebate/return this year. Its the first full year that I've had my townhouse interest to deduct.

 

[missmanners]

Why do you let your Uncle have YOUR money for so long interest free?


mm

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I always owe money, which is ok. I mean, I'd rather be even, but getting a rebate is crazy.

My taxes have been done for three weeks, but I ain't mailing my checks until April 14th!

 

[Laker_Girl]

I like to take my taxes to my accountant on April 10th and then tell his receptionist, "It's okay if he wants to file an extention." She always gives me this look like, "No shit."

 

[Sarek]

Makes me wonder what those cock suckers would do if everyone refused to file one year. You can't jail an entire country.