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I have learned how to pick up bar whores!!!

Volpone

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
OK. To be fair, I need a lot more instances to verify it. And I still need some kind of introduction. I can't just go up to a complete stranger yet. But still...this is an important step in my evolution and development into a Star Trek-style energy being. :ramen:
 
Oh, and I have had absinthe. Haven't tried it in a cocktail yet, just neat. It looks a lot like Scope mouthwash and if Scope made a black licorice flavored mouthwash, it would taste a lot like absinthe.
 
needing introduction =/= "picking up"

keep trying, bar whores love confidence
 
Do like the college kids do...

Rufees and date rape.
 
You show them your cock?
 
Volpone said:
OK. To be fair, I need a lot more instances to verify it. And I still need some kind of introduction. I can't just go up to a complete stranger yet. But still...this is an important step in my evolution and development into a Star Trek-style energy being
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WTF? Did you not post you were picking up your WIFE on the way to jump school in some earlier post?

Wot the hell's up with that, Player??

and wot the fuck's your problem with Zombies, Mr Zombie Hunter? Huh??! :rwmad:
 
Fuddlemiff said:
You show them your cock?
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Well, whenever I show people my cock women leave their husbands and those bi-curious ones leave their wives. Or, both at the same time.
 
Maybe he literally means picking them up.
 
Most bar whores I've seen are 50 year-old women who weigh four times their age.
 
so maybe picking them up IS a feat to write in the MF about.
 
I don't see it listed here.
 
You have to spin them about in the air going "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" too.
 
I get picked up 3.2 times a week.
 
By a short yellow school bus, right?
 
Um no, by my significant other.
 
I got picked up by the fuzz once. it hurt like hell.
 
We don't want to hear about your furry escapades.
 
Maybe in Troll Playground.
 
I would not like them on Troll Playground, Sam I am.
 
curiousa2z said:
WTF? Did you not post you were picking up your WIFE on the way to jump school in some earlier post?

Wot the hell's up with that, Player??

and wot the fuck's your problem with Zombies, Mr Zombie Hunter? Huh??! :rwmad:
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You're thinking of Ancalagon.

I pick up HIS wife when he's on the way to jump school. :ramen:
 
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