I have learned how to pick up bar whores!!!

[Ancalagon]

You're thinking of Ancalagon.

I pick up HIS wife when he's on the way to jump school. :ramen:

Bullshit!



Wait!! what are you doing Weds.... I may have to look into this 'business trip' to Portland.... :/

 

[Volpone]

JESUS! She's in Portland Wednesday!?!? I'll be on a plane, flying back to Wisconsin for a belated Christmas.






Ah well, I have a bar whore in Wisconsin for such occasions. :ramen:







Actually I feel a bit bad about that. I know entirely too much about her to just use her for sex. But I come into town, fuck her, and leave again. And even though I have her phone number, I've never called her.

Yep. I'm going to Hell. Ah well. Maybe she'll go off birth control and trap me into marrying her. That would bring a karmaic balance.

 

[Gonad]

With any luck you'll find out *before* she gives birth, so you don't get stuck paying child support in arrears.

 

[curiousa2z]

the tags for this thread are "bar", "learned", "pick", and "whores".

pay attention, kids!

 

[Ancalagon]

Why not just throw her a bone and invite her to Portland for a weekend?



She'll find out how much of a douche you are and never want to talk to you again, and you'll assaige some guilt.

Win, win!

 

[CaptainWacky]

We need a tag cloud.

 

[Gagh]

Should we nickname these new Experience & Activity bars "Bar Whores", or should I punch myself in the face?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't understand how they work, so it's hard to get competitive about it. Better go with the punch to the face option.

 

[Gagh]

Done!




Ow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have worked out that people who post a lot have high activity. IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET IT.