I have never been laid!

[johnford]

I also still live in my parents basement,why am I so sad?

 

[Cassie]

I thought you slept with Loktar.

 

[FBI parte due]

It was a spiritual relationship more than anything else.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We don't have a basement.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I thought you slept with Loktar.

AND WHAT OF BETTY WHITE? DOES SHE NOT COUNT? DOESN'T HER ASSHOLE DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT THAT A QUICK BATTERING BY TEH TUBESTEAK AND THE RESULTANT SPLURT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Methinks Johnford is a lying jew.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You think he's been laid and denies it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He used to cyber with Loktar.

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if Loktar got fired or not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought he'd already been fired when he posted about it. Strange he's not here though, if that's the case.

 

[Cassie]

Maybe his boss changed his mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he killed his boss and ate his bones.