I have never been more in love with a blonde

[The Dork Lord]

NO everyone is NOT Bi!

and I think females are like my sisters and I do not want, never have wanted, to have sex with any of my sisters.
And I've been plenty drunk with women around and it still don't make 'em any sexier than the side of that building Dirk Funk referred to. I can see when a woman is beautiful but I don't think they are sexually attractive.

Srsly. I love my best female friends but they are not who I fantasize sleeping with, and I've never understood guys liking girl on girl action in porno flics,(yawn and a bit silly-looking) but then maybe straight men dont think boy on boy action (rawwwrrr!) in the genre is hawt either.

To each his or her own!

Yes ok fine to each their own.

Still doesn't change my theory.