I have news

[Falcy Girl]

Falcy, I'm pregnant.

It's five weeks since I'd had my first period, so I just took a test. We're having a baby!

My mom and dad wanted to make me get an abortion, but I'm keeping our little bundle of joy! We'll raise him together and some day he'll be just like you!

 

[Dual]

Falcy, I'm pregnant.

It's five weeks since I'd had my first period, so I just took a test. We're having a baby!

As in you had your first period five weeks ago, then Failcuntrag got you pregnant?

What are you, 14?

For the good of humanity, you must abort that monstrosity!

 

[Kitty]

Falcy, I'm pregnant.

It's five weeks since I'd had my first period, so I just took a test. We're having a baby!

lololololololo You sure it was him?

My mom and dad wanted to make me get an abortion, but I'm keeping our little bundle of joy!!

Mind your parents

We'll raise him together and some day he'll be just like you!

ABORT it before its too late!

 

[Falcy Girl]

How dare you monsters tell me to kill my baby? He's an expression of Falcy and I's love! I would never harm my darling little Falcy Junior!

 

[Gagh]

OMG.

 

[Dual]

That's so revolting.

 

[Kitty]

How dare you monsters tell me to kill my baby?

How could we not? The baby is the monster.

He's an expression of Falcy and I's love!

::vomits:: That satement seems impossible, for several reasons.

I would never harm my darling little Falcy Junior!

Then allow me. I still have a few old-fashioned metal hangers.

 

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[MessengerX]

He's had sex?

 

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