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Congratz to the happy couple and parents to be...I certainly hope your freakish inbred offsping DOES INDEED grow up to be as witty and well adjusted as Failcunt Sr. :D
 
Falcy's keeping the stress of fatherhood away with the Simpsons. Its good to find a diversion.
 
Falcy Girl said:
Falcy, I'm pregnant.

It's five weeks since I'd had my first period, so I just took a test. We're having a baby!

My mom and dad wanted to make me get an abortion, but I'm keeping our little bundle of joy! We'll raise him together and some day he'll be just like you!
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I'm calling for a paternity test. I'm pretty sure that baby is mine from the night we had surprise sex.
 
I think we all know who
the REAL father is...

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^LOL
 
OMFG! My mom finds about about the baby, and we end up getting into a huge hour long fight with yelling and throwing things and slapping people around, it was like world war three in my fucking living room! She finally says that she`s going to stop funding for my college tuition unless I get an abortion. Can you believe that? I don`t know what to do anymore! I asked Falcy his opinion and he just said "meh". Anybody have any advice please? :cry:
 
Abort the damn monster. In a few years, you'll be glad that you did. If you don't, in a few years you'll wonder what you were thinking.
 
Fuck off, faggot! If you don't STFU I'll send Falcy to kill you!
 
Falcy Girl said:
OMFG! My mom finds about about the baby, and we end up getting into a huge hour long fight with yelling and throwing things and slapping people around, it was like world war three in my fucking living room! She finally says that she`s going to stop funding for my college tuition unless I get an abortion. Can you believe that? I don`t know what to do anymore! I asked Falcy his opinion and he just said "meh". Anybody have any advice please? :cry:
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Don't abort "our" baby!
 
NOOOOOOOOO A WASTE OF LIFE :(
 
Falcy Girl said:
OMFG! My mom finds about about the baby, and we end up getting into a huge hour long fight with yelling and throwing things and slapping people around, it was like world war three in my fucking living room! She finally says that she`s going to stop funding for my college tuition unless I get an abortion. Can you believe that? I don`t know what to do anymore! I asked Falcy his opinion and he just said "meh". Anybody have any advice please? :cry:
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Too bad she didnt throw you down the stairs. It wouldve solved your little problem.
 
Or a Falcon Punch might help.
 
I'm sure all that crack she smokes can't be doing the baby any good.
 
Great news.
 
Oh.
 
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