I have NOT had sex/sexual contact with another person in nearly 2 weeks?

I'm not good at math, but it's been a while.

This must be how Mother Theresa felt? GOD HOW THAT POOR WOMAN MUST HAVE SUFFERED!!

I wonder when she died and realized there was NO GOD, did she get pissed off and mourn for the orgasms she neglected??

Just another day...another thought.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
She probably wanted to be reincarnated as Henoch, IMMHO!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
Her vibrator was shaped like a crucifix!
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
man.... 2 weeks?

Your poor prostate.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
NECRO TED.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Have you sexed yet, Henoch?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just watch yer orgasm doesn't leave you a cripple...or someone ELSE as one. :eek:
 
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