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I have one of those post counts

Yeah the death diet.
 
Sounds ghastly. If I'm going to die that way I might as well shag some sheep instead.
 
Seriously, I'm interested in knowing how these chaps discovered that I fancy men.

Recently? The "Richard Alpert is hot" post and the story of going to a gay bar and letting a gay buy you drinks then running out could be read as you actually wanted to pick a guy up but chickened out at the last minute and ran away. But if you were gay I'm sure you'd say so because it's not a big deal, so i'm just joking.
 
Whether you're gay/bi and talking about others' or straight and talking about your own, I think we can all agree on one thing: penises are fun to play with.
 
Recently? The "Richard Alpert is hot" post and the story of going to a gay bar and letting a gay buy you drinks then running out could be read as you actually wanted to pick a guy up but chickened out at the last minute and ran away. But if you were gay I'm sure you'd say so because it's not a big deal, so i'm just joking.

Well, Richard Alpert IS hot! Can't you acknowledge that without wanting to assfuck him? Don't read into the gay bar thing; I like fucking with people IRL. And yes, if I was gay, I wouldn't have any issues with coming out as such. I was actually insecure about being heterosexual for many years, and had to "come out" as being straight. ;)
 
Well, Richard Alpert IS hot! Can't you acknowledge that without wanting to assfuck him? Don't read into the gay bar thing; I like fucking with people IRL. And yes, if I was gay, I wouldn't have any issues with coming out as such. I was actually insecure about being heterosexual for many years, and had to "come out" as being straight. ;)
A-HA! Exactly what a closeted gay person would say! :teach:
 
Let's all play with a penis, yes.
 
WiiSchlong.
 
OMG ONLY 475 TO GO OR 1475 FOR A REAL MILESTONE LOLdsffn;
 
penis pumps
 
titty pimps
 
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batty spades.
 
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