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I have posted something very disagreeable & controversial in this thread.

Gagh

Gagh

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Once you've thought about it, and made it up for yourselves, you can all disagree with it, so we can get right down to the bitching. I hope some can post aloof messages with the belief of being humourous, but actually being painfully unfunny.

At the sime time, I expect the majority to post vaguely on-topic posts that could actually qualify as spam. Then we'll pad the rest of the thread out with badly photoshopped images.

Once we've got up to, say, 40-50 posts, we can move this to the Troll Playground where it will merge in seamlessly with all the generic jackdancer threads that infect this board more than any contained spam in The Badlands.
 
how could you do this to me I told you that in confidence and you betray me??

missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess! missmanners is a goddess!

motherfucker!
 
Gagh said:
Once you've thought about it,
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Okay, firstly, this is bullshit. Wikipedia states that the Amazon rainforest gets NO MORE RAINFALL than, say, Brighton.

and made it up for yourselves, you can all disagree with it, so we can get right down to the bitching. I hope some can post aloof messages with the belief of being humourous, but actually being painfully unfunny.
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OH GET THE FUCK OF YOUR HIGH HORSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

At the sime time, I expect the majority to post vaguely on-topic posts that could actually qualify as spam. Then we'll pad the rest of the thread out with badly photoshopped images.
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ONCE AGAIN, Gagh, you talk out of your ass. You KNOW VERY WELL the real deal here but yet you just try and PISS ME OFF WITH EVERY POST.

Once we've got up to, say, 40-50 posts, we can move this to the Troll Playground where it will merge in seamlessly with all the generic jackdancer threads that infect this board more than any contained spam in The Badlands.
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FUCK YOU I RESIGN. YOU HEARD ME. I RESIGN.
 
I will at this point make a painfully passive aggressive comment which I will secretly hope garners some form of annoyance to the first poster.

When the subtlety of the comment passes by most people I will try and re-write this post No 4 (somewhere probabl;y about post 7) and pass it off as "YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID I WILL HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT"

In fact I am secretly really annoyed myself and therefore have managed to troll my own self.
 
IS NO ONE LISTENING TO MY IRRELEVANT POINT OF VIEW?
 
I pretend to listen to wacky opinion but think I can steal the march on the thread with a popcorn picture

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I shall now insult headvoid by poking fun at a physical characteristic of his, of which I'm not even sure exists or not. LOL he has really big armpits.

Hey, headvoid, how are you, person with exceptionally large armpits?
 
Gagh said:
I shall now insult headvoid by poking fun at a physical characteristic of his, of which I'm not even sure exists or not. LOL he has really big armpits.

Hey, headvoid, how are you, person with exceptionally large armpits?
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I really wanted to expect more than this from you, Gagh. I really did.

YOU JUST NEVER GROW UP DO YOU? YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
 
THIS IS WHERE I JUMP IN WITH MY POV, MINE MINE MINE!
 
Am I going to have to use my imaginary admin powers here? Or give my imaginary girlfirned imaginary admin powers and have her use them?
 
And I get to wink and say "Thats nice dear"

;)
mm
 
Starguard is here to post a picture from strangecosmos.com that has nothing to do with the subject, but will type a lame line of text in a dire attempt to make it on topic!

Hey - you are all posting like surprised kids! Did Gagh put you up to this?

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Pussified posting rules.
 
I will only say that Gagh has disappointed me in this very thread, and I now suggest pelt him with cans of tuna fish.
 
I will now defend Gagh against even my own attack on him. He is a saint.
 
Can I be Wacky's imaginary girlfriend with imaginary admin powers and go on a merging and deleting spree right here in this very forum?
 
Only if we have lots of real sex first, which no one will believe we've had.
 
OK, deal. Then we can make comments about our sexual adventures all over the board.
 
Its a shame the minefield doesn't have lonaf ops access so they can share the joke more.
 
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They say being on big brother changed Tickle, they could be right
 
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