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I Have Risen To The Ranks Of My Fellow Men
- Thread starter classichummus
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J&L Massacres
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
12 year olds are having sex while in school nowadays. If that makes them men, what does that make you hummus?
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
An old fart?
classichummus
on a break from forums
If I'm an old fart being 7 years older than "men," then what does that make Loktar?
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
dirty old man?
classichummus
on a break from forums
How could you be a, "dirty old MAN" when you are still a virgin? :mystery:
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Because I'm gonna become a Jew and have a bar mitzvah. Oy vey!
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Congrats...now expect this feeling to set in soon: You're anywhere from thirteen and sixteen years old, and for the very first time you've soundly beaten your old man in a game of basketball. Just as you start to relish your victory, he turns to you and says "Son, I have a confession to make: I've ALWAYS sucked at basketball."In the early hours of this morning September 27, 2009, I, classichummus, engaged in coitus with my girlfriend, displaying our love in the most intimate way possible. This morning we became one. Yes I finally am no longer a virgin. I DID have sex with that woman!I have changed from a boy to a man. It was magical, it was fun, it was great! Thank you.