I HAVE SEVEN HOURS IN BETWEEN PROGRAMS TODAY

[Tisiphone]

WHAT.....THE............FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR SEVEN FUCKING HOURS

:frusty:

 

[curiousa2z]

1. plot the excrutiatingly painful and embarassing demise of whoever sets the work schedules.
2.amuse yourself thinking of him/her having sex wearing diapers and being spanked.
3.cruise on-line for boy on boy action
4.write another chapter in that book you're going to publish one day of same.
5.spam

 

[Tisiphone]

The problem with #4 is that I'm so ADHD I've got about 20 books that need that next chapter written. I CAN'T FOCUS ON ONE I NEED DRUGS

But $3 sounds right up my alley...OFF TO THE GAY TRAVEL SITES

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

1. eat breakfast
2. watch gone with the wind
3. eat lunch

 

[Cassie]

Paint your toenails, change your mind, take toenail polish off with stinky polish remover. REPEAT several times, each time show the person who writes the schedule your new toenail color. MAYBE S/HE'LL GET THE HINT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Go about with a bull horn talking about the end times and how Jesus the magic mexican will come and save them.

 

[Tisiphone]

In a world where a carpenter is resurrected, anything is possible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

polish yer tits

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[Gagh]

Dry hump my leg.

 

[Tisiphone]

^That can be arranged.

 

[Gagh]

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!

 

[Tisiphone]

I knew you would approve. Now hike up your pant legs! I like to dry hump bare skin.

 

[Dr Dave]

HAVE SEX WITH DUCKS SEX!