I have spoken to some 14 year old girls, and they are offended.....

[Yub]

They flat out refuse to put the lotion on their skin. They're still dressed. They'll learn after a few good belts with the hose. Damned n00bs.

 

[Yub]

NOTICE THIS THREAD DAMMIT!

 

[Loktar]

*reports thread to the fbi*

 

[Yub]

*hits loktar with a nightstick*

 

[Loktar]

*cumz*

 

[Yub]

*dumps a bucket of cold water over Loktars head*

 

[Loktar]

*rubs perky nipples*

 

[Yub]

*dumps Loktar in the pit with emaciated 14 year olds*

 

[Loktar]

*fap*

OW!

*fap*

OW!

*fap*

OW!

*dies*

 

[Yub]

They were hungry. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[The Dork Lord]

MOST DISTURBING THREAD EVER???

~ _

 

[Yub]

No, I'm sure we can do better. Just give us time.

 

[The Dork Lord]

MAKE PAPA PROUD, BOYS!

 

[Loktar]

*rises from the grave*

 

[Yub]

ZOMBIE LOKTAR!

*hits Loktar with a chainsaw*

 

[Loktar]

SPAAAAAAAAAAM! RRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

 

[Yub]

*gets out BOOMSTICK*

 

[Loktar]

*gets out fapstick*

 

[Yub]

I was gonna type *blows Loktar away*

But I'm not going to now for obvious reasons.

 

[Loktar]

lol