I have taken Cassie as my bride

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHOW US YER VONCers!

 

[curiousa2z]

EGGS YOU SLUTTING SLUT!
I RESCIND MY OFFER OF MARRIAGE!

thanks for breaking my heart!
OH Great Day: I smell like Smokey the Bear and find you married!

 

[Tisiphone]

The marriage is a SHAM A SHAM I SAY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sorry. She fixed my broken poll. It was the honorable thing to do.

 

[curiousa2z]

*weeping into my latté*

although, lol fixed my broken poll

 

[Cassie]

HOLY COW!

/me snuggles EGGS MAYONNAISE

 

[CaptainWacky]

VERTERON AIN'T GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

 

[curiousa2z]

Cassie, what are you snuggling Eggs for?
I'm the jilted one here! ZOMG.

 

[Dr Dave]

EGGS YOU SLUTTING SLUT!
I RESCIND MY OFFER OF MARRIAGE!

thanks for breaking my heart!
OH Great Day: I smell like Smokey the Bear and find you married!

You smell like a cartoon bear?

 

[curiousa2z]

NO. Smokey the Bear is REAL! where are you from!?!?!

 

[Dr Dave]

My apartment, where are you from?

 

[curiousa2z]

where Smokey the Bear lives.

 

[Dr Dave]

A house?

 

[Loktar]

A house?

An enchanted forest?

 

[Cassie]

I DELETED ALL OF YOU

 

[Dr Dave]

YOU FUCKHOUSE!

 

[Loktar]

I DELETED ALL OF YOU

I FREED ALL YOUR DONGS

 

[Dr Dave]

SHIT JUST GOT MEGA Yo!

 

[Cassie]

YOU FREED ALL OF THEM BUT YOUR OWN, MOFO!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie will just do her peni call and get them all back.