I have to change a light bulb

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sometimes that can stop my life dead in its tracks for ages.

 

[Ishcabittle]

okay, need help? how far is new york?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG YOU WANT ME SO BAD YOU TORE A HOLE IN YOUR STEEL PANTS :shock:

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG - MC HAMMER HELP ME IN MY DARK TIME

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been typing all day in the dark and haven't done any laundry for the week.

I'm in deep doo-doo.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm typing this out on a typewriter and handing it to this homeless guy I paid to run it to the internet cafe and hand it to some guy there to post it for me. My house is a dumpster.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG YOU MADE IT TO NEW YORK!!! :scared:

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, $1,100/month for my dumpster, but for the location that's actually pretty good.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You got a good deal.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, tell that to the guy who lives in my Murphy Tub, he pays $800/month and thinks I pay too much.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL MURPHY TUB. SOUNDS GAY AND FAT LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOU TOOK IT WRONG WHICH IS SO TYPICAL LOL MURPHEY'S LAW

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS GUY MURPHY GETS AROUND LOL FUCKING IRISH TRASH

 

[Ishcabittle]

HE'S ONLY DRUNK BECAUSE HE HATES HIS LIFE AND HE'S IRISH LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL AND MARRIED A JAPPO CHICK LIKE MILES OBRIEN LOL

 

[Henoch]

Sometimes that can stop my life dead in its tracks for ages.

i agree, especially if u keep forgetting to buy the light bulbs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I JUST CHANGED IT! I AM A HUMAN ONCE MORE!

Jesus, I'm fat. *turns off lights*

 

[curiousa2z]

KILROY WAS HERE

 

[CaptainWacky]

ashg

 

[Henoch]

FAT people who change light bulbs need luv. So i've been told.